Reality TV, it’s so bad that you can’t look away.  Wouldn’t it be nice if the TV guide told you what you would actually be watching?  The hardest part about this was coming up with only 1 alternative title, so I didn’t.  Here are 10 popular reality TV shows in no particular order; you choose whatever your little heart desires.

The Real Housewives of [Wherever]
A.  Bitter and Horny
B.  We Peaked In High School
C.  How Botox Works
D.  Rock Bottom

Fear Factor
A.  Dumb People Eating Weird Shit
B.  Joe Rogan For President
C.  Swimsuits and Silicone
D.  Rent’s Due

Keeping Up with the Kardashians
A.  Chubby Is The New Black
B.  Why Are We Famous?
C.  You’ve Seen Me Naked
D.  The Interracial Dating Show

Hogan Knows Best
A.  True Life: I’m a Terrible Father
B.  Annoying Giants
C.  My Son the Jailbird
D.  Divorce, Brutha!

The Girls Next Door
A.  We All Look the Same
B.  Sugar Daddy or Kid Petter?
C.  Expensive Boobies
D.  The Luckiest Bastard on the Planet

Jersey Shore
A.  Jersey Trash
B.  We Talk Dumb
C.  Guido Dumpster
D.  FatChicksWithDoucheBags

The Hills
A.  Why Can’t You Change the Channel?
B.  Herpe Nation
C.  SluttyChicksWithDoucheBags
D.  The Brunette’s Face Will Bug You

I’m a Celebrity… Get me out of Here!
A.  Nuke This Island
B.  BlondeChickWithDoucheBag
C.  I’m an Idiot… I Belong Here!
D.  The Surreal Life Goes Tropical

Jon & Kate Plus 8
A.  Watch Us Cheat
B.  America’s Loosest Vagina
C.  Mommy, Where’s Daddy?
D.  Train Wreck

Flavor of Love
A.  Black Viking Gets Laid
B.  The Reason Stereotypes Exist
C.  Big Clocks
D.  Betty Ford Unplugged