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		<title>My Quarter Centennial</title>
		<link>http://thedumbasschronicles.com/2011/05/my-quarter-centennial/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 19 May 2011 17:59:43 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[As the time on my cable box flips to midnight, it finally becomes a reality:  My Quarter Centennial has arrived.  Never in my life could I fathom turning 25.  I remember wanting to turn 16 so I could drive a car.  After turning 16 and obtaining a license, I realized I had now become my [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Magic Golf Kart</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 10 Nov 2010 02:28:11 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Growing up, so many things were uncool: parents, homework, and rules&#8230; just to name a few.  A few things that were cool?  Trampolines, no homework, passing notes in class, and my personal favorite, Go Karts (I&#8217;ll be spelling this the &#8220;Nintendo&#8221; way for the rest of the story, so get used to it).  Since I [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Great Escape</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 12 Mar 2010 03:55:46 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>dumbass1</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[In High School, if you can’t find a vacant house at which to party, you usually end up somewhere public; parks and apartment complexes are popular choices. Mediterranean Manors, aka M&#38;M, happened to be both.  Technically, it was a Townhouse complex with a park in the center.  I had a friend who lived in this [...]]]></description>
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		<title>I Fought the Law, and I Won</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 01 Feb 2010 03:56:14 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Every once in a while, Johnny Law bends over and takes what he has coming to him.  A few months ago, I was unjustly issued a parking ticket by the City of Los Angeles Parking Violations Bureau; I submitted my appeal which I assumed they would have used as toilet paper or a coaster.  It [...]]]></description>
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		<title>My Dog, My Hero</title>
		<link>http://thedumbasschronicles.com/2010/01/my-dog-my-hero/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 22 Jan 2010 00:55:10 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>dumbass1</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Ladies and Gentlemen, I bring to you some bad news.  A brave soldier, a God among men, a being so great that he was not even human, has passed on.  The Hero that was, and the Legend that is Master Golden Nugget aka &#8220;Nugs&#8221;.  At the tender age of 13 and 3 quarters, approximately 96 [...]]]></description>
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