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		<title>The Great Escape</title>
		<link>http://thedumbasschronicles.com/2010/03/the-great-escape/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 12 Mar 2010 03:55:46 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[In High School, if you can’t find a vacant house at which to party, you usually end up somewhere public; parks and apartment complexes are popular choices. Mediterranean Manors, aka M&#38;M, happened to be both.  Technically, it was a Townhouse complex with a park in the center.  I had a friend who lived in this [...]]]></description>
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		<title>I Fought the Law, and I Won</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 01 Feb 2010 03:56:14 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Every once in a while, Johnny Law bends over and takes what he has coming to him.  A few months ago, I was unjustly issued a parking ticket by the City of Los Angeles Parking Violations Bureau; I submitted my appeal which I assumed they would have used as toilet paper or a coaster.  It [...]]]></description>
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		<title>My Dog, My Hero</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 22 Jan 2010 00:55:10 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Ladies and Gentlemen,
I bring to you some bad news.  A brave soldier, a God among men, a being so great that he was not even human, has passed on.  The Hero that was, and the Legend that is Master Golden Nugget aka &#8220;Nugs&#8221;.  At the tender age of 13 and 3 quarters, approximately 96 in [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Bank of America</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 06 Jan 2010 12:41:37 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Who says customer service no longer exists?  Bank of America kicks ass and takes names&#8230;
Chat InformationWelcome to an online chat session at Bank of America. Please hold while we connect you to the next available Bank of America Online Banking Specialist. Your chat may be monitored and recorded for quality purposes. Your current wait time [...]]]></description>
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		<title>An Hour of Prayer for a Lifetime of Sin</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 30 Dec 2009 06:09:59 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[If you’re anything like me, the last time you prayed was either while watching a sporting event, hugging a toilet, or after open-mouth kissing a hooker; but here comes Christmas Eve, our last chance at salvation.  Oh yes, it’s that time of year again; that one glorious hour a year which we spend in church [...]]]></description>
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