The Key West Chronicles

Part 1

Part 2

Day 1 – 6:00pm

After 30 minutes of relaxation, I jump out of my beach lounge chair in a panic; holy shit, we have been on Spring Break for 30 minutes (actually my life is a Spring Break) and we aren’t statistically drunk?  After I slap AJ and myself for being dumbasses, I ask a still coherent Bonk where the local liquor store is located.  Again he gives excellent directions (this will change dramatically very shortly) and we are at the liquor store in no time.  The only forms of identification I have at this point are expired fake Keep reading…