Growing up, so many things were uncool: parents, homework, and rules… just to name a few.  A few things that were cool?  Trampolines, no homework, passing notes in class, and my personal favorite, Go Karts (I’ll be spelling this the “Nintendo” way for the rest of the story, so get used to it).  Since I couldn’t have a trampoline because the “neighbors would sue if (when) their kid fell off,” (bullshit by the way) and passing notes in class was a bit too gay for me, Go Karts really struck my fancy Keep reading…

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You know those stupid fake bullet hole stickers?  Yeah, this isn’t one.  Below:  Three weeks later…

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You’re not fooling anyone pal.