The Key West Chronicles – Part 5

Posted by dumbass1 on April 19, 2010

The Key West Chronicles

Part 1

Part 2

Part 3

Part 4

Part 5

Day 3 – 7:00am

If you haven’t noticed yet, sleep is a rare commodity on this voyage.  I’d have to say throughout the trip’s duration, I probably accumulated 10 hours or so of actual sleep; thank God for Red Bull, Tilt, Skittles, and adrenaline.  Anyways, back to the journey.  I break out of my sleep as rain begins to pour down.  If only piers came equipped with roofing, life would be good.  I look next to me and see AJ covered by some sort of magical unicorn blanket that repelled water and wind while insulating warmth.  I try to find shelter under my poorly chosen sheets (pillow case and towel), but this is a fruitless attempt.  My bedding absorbs water instead of repelling it, helping to keep me cold and Keep reading…

19Apr

The Key West Chronicles – Part 4

Posted by dumbass1 on March 9, 2010

The Key West Chronicles

Part 1

Part 2

Part 3

Part 4

Day 2 – 6:30pm

Just as I start to get cozy, I hear my name being summoned in the distance.  It’s Franchize.  Him, along with Rizzo and the Bonks, have just returned from the beach (we briefly ran into them as we were packing up our stuff).  Franchize shouts my name as he spots me on his walk to their room.  I use all my strength to throw my arm into the air, signifying I’m still conscious.  They all pile into the room, and again I try to “nap it out”.

Day 2 – 7:00pm

After getting a nice, long rest (30 minutes), I crawl out of the chair and hobble back to the hotel room.  Again it’s locked, and the “not so secret key” is nowhere to be found Keep reading…

9Mar