The Key West Chronicles

Part 1

Part 2

Part 3

Day 2 – 7:49am (exact time, I checked my phone immediately after I woke up)

Several years ago, a friend of mine named Annie introduced to a very unusual game.  Here are the rules: If you open one eye and know exactly where you are, you lose.  If you open both eyes and know exactly where you are, you lose.  But if you open both eyes, sit up and look around, and you still don’t know where you are, you win.  Interesting game, I know Keep reading…

The Key West Chronicles

Part 1

Part 2

Day 1 – 6:00pm

After 30 minutes of relaxation, I jump out of my beach lounge chair in a panic; holy shit, we have been on Spring Break for 30 minutes (actually my life is a Spring Break) and we aren’t statistically drunk?  After I slap AJ and myself for being dumbasses, I ask a still coherent Bonk where the local liquor store is located.  Again he gives excellent directions (this will change dramatically very shortly) and we are at the liquor store in no time.  The only forms of identification I have at this point are expired fake Keep reading…