The Santa Barbara Chronicles

Part 1

Ah Halloween, God’s gift to men.  It’s such a glorious holiday.  Unlike Thanksgiving, Christmas, Easter, and all of those other meaningless holidays, all of your prayers are finally answered when you catch a glimpse of a smokin’ hot college chick dressed as a slutty nun.  And she’s certainly not alone, an army of Halloween enthusiasts accompanies her: a slutty schoolgirl, a slutty nurse, a slutty sailor, a slutty cop, and the rest of the village people, all slutted-out of course.  This year I have decided to head to Santa Barbara with two buddies to party in the Isla Vista area with a gaggle of UCSB college kids.  Rumor has it that 60,000 college kids infest this 1 square-mile of land for a night of chaos.  How could this Keep reading…

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I don’t blame them, I love me too.

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I’ll take my Puppy with a side of Teriyaki sauce please.

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Day 3 – 6:30pm

After checking into our new bachelor pad, we drive back over to the Joads to pregame and shower.  Hey, we still desire hot water; I guess beggars can be choosers.  Once we arrive, the room is dead.  Everybody is taking part in the “6 to 9 rest period” that I have previously mentioned.  AJ and I dump our bags inside the room and plug our phones into charge.  Oh well, how can this possibly end poorly?  I head to the pool area and search for the hot tub.  When I turn around, AJ is already passed out Keep reading…